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Michael Moore insight from his high school classmates
and more!
"Just a word concerning the "sow belly,
triple chin, four hamburger eatin' little squid" who calls himself
Michael Moore. I took a long look at him because I thought that I
remembered him from my past. Wow, then it hit me! Moore is the little
fat pudge that us guys in high school used to pick on. After gym class
we would snap his mammoth white buttocks with our towels. That's it!
The visions from the past flooded my thoughts. I remembered sticking his
sweaty fat head into the boy's toilet and giving him a "swirlie." Gosh,
maybe our tricks could have caused him to become an angry little turd.
Maybe that's why he's angry at all those who are better than he is. Gee,
it wasn't just me who caught him playing with himself during the weekend
camping trip. I'm sorry Mikey, it was Dizzy's idea to mix the Hot Vapo
Rub in your jar of Vaseline. Man, that must have burned...
Your old pal from high school
P.S. Mugsy wants to know if you did become a
fag?"
* * * * * Pig-Boy: Who the hell are you anyway? I've never heard of you. Don't think I want to put the safety of my country in the hands of the Dixie Chicks and the likes of you. Certainly the Pope is against war as well as he should be. --NC * * * * *
Mr. Moore:
You're probably
receiving a lot of e-mail today, but I felt compelled to write and tell
you how wrong you are. "We" are not against this war, as you claimed in
your acceptance speech at the Oscars last night. Don't confuse yourself
and your own opinions with those of the general population. Recent
polls show that 72% of Americans support the war and our
Commander-in-Chief. That number will only go up when the war is
successfully over.
George W. Bush has
shown great leadership in addressing the threat of Saddam, al
Qaeda, and weapons of mass destruction in
spite of the childish insults hurled by you and other left-wing
lunatics. I fully appreciate the sacrifices our servicemen are
undergoing in defense of our freedom. This freedom includes the freedom
to dissent. However, turning the Academy Awards, a celebration of
motion pictures, into your own political forum is unacceptable.
We were attacked on
You really need to get
over the 2000 election. It is over. George W. Bush won. The manual
recounts sought by the Gore campaign were illegal. With the exception
of the very liberal Florida Supreme Court, every court that heard the
case agreed that those recounts were illegal. Even the chief justice of
the Florida Supreme Court wrote a stinging dissent of that court's
ridiculous second opinion. Bush won. Get over it!
I must confess that I
never saw "Bowling for Columbine." And I will never see it unless I can
get access to it without paying any rental fees or purchase price, just
because I don't want to fund anything you might do or say. But it is my
understanding that it is nothing more than a fictitious assault on the
second amendment of the U.S. Constitution. I am disappointed that it
won the Oscar for Best Documentary. I'm also disappointed that you
didn't decide to film a documentary about being a human shield in one of
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