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Johnny Depp: Tough Love
by Paul Walfield
Johnny Depp, star of stage,
screen, television and the hate America crowd has done it again. Once again
the American expatriate has informed the world that while he “loves” America
and “has great hopes” for it, America is just too “dumb” a country for
people of his caliber to live in.
Johnny lives in France with the true loves of his life. His partner,
children, farmhouse and $18,000.00 bottles of wine. Johnny moved to France
because, as his fans are fond of believing, because his “partner” is French.
Being a “progressive” and a metro-sexual, man of the 21st century, it is
only right that he live in his significant other’s country rather than the
other way around.
On the other hand, just about every reason actually given by Johnny for his
not returning to America, the land of his birth and the reason for his
success, is about why America is not worthy of habitation by “progressive,”
metro-sexuals.
Johnny recently gave an interview to the German magazine Stern in which he
expressed his feelings about American leaders, the American people and the
land of Lincoln. It seems Johnny doesn’t mind the French people and their
leaders doing their best to eliminate any notion of American influence from
their country, but Americans are just plain “dumb,” for wanting to change
the name of French fries to freedom fries after France refused to back the
United States in its confrontation with Iraq. In fact France did all it
could to thwart America’s success in its military action, and France’s
leaders even refused to say that they hoped America came out victorious in
battle with the Iraqis.
Yet, when the French government was demanding that its people no longer use
the term “email” because it is American, and instead substitute the word
“courriel” because it is French, not a word could be heard from little
Johnny.
But, Johnny isn’t completely down on the U.S. During the same interview with
Stern Magazine, Johnny explained that his children should view America “like
it's a kind a toy -- a broken toy maybe. Investigate a little bit, check it
out, get this feeling and then get out.” For people of Johnny’s intellectual
ability, America is just a curiosity.
Though, for most Americans, it is Johnny who is the curiosity. For instance,
Johnny, according to Teen Hollywood on September 4, 2003, has decided that
giving his three gold teeth to his kids is “disgusting,” so instead, he will
“probably just put them on Ebay and see what anyone offers.” Johnny no doubt
sees giving things away as “disgusting,” and Americans as “dumb,” but
receiving American money is his birthright.
Johnny also wants to ensure that his children only score the best of drugs
in their quest for French enlightenment and culture. According to the New
York Post which reported on an interview Johnny had with GQ magazine in July
2003. Johnny it seems was “mortified” by the death of his friend River
Phoenix because of bad drugs. Johnny doesn’t want his two beloved children
to end up that way, nope not ever.
To ensure that his children only score the highest quality drugs and get the
best high ever, Johnny is willing to go that extra mile and buy the drugs
for them himself. It would seem Johnny is highly qualified in that area and
feels his expertise in determining a reliable dealer places him in the
unique position of “advisor,” and procurer for his children, who at the time
of the interview were 2 and 4 years old.
Johnny explained to GQ Magazine why his impeccable credentials and
experience made it imperative that he be in charge of his children’s drug
procurement, “Suddenly two days later you're beating yourself in the head
with a tennis racquet, wearing a towel, quoting Poe. You don't want that for
your kid.”
With so many worldly experiences, it would appear that little Johnny is
eminently qualified to judge America and its leaders as well.
Though, Johnny claims that his criticisms of America were taken out of
context and in fact, Johnny, “I am an American. I love my country and have
great hopes for it.” Well, America may not exactly meet Johnny’s standards
at the moment, but if we try real hard and keep the name French fries
intact, we might someday. We can only hope so.
Then again, the little twerp also has the ability to rationalize why we in
America are not as good as the French. For Johnny, “compared to Europe,
America is a very young country and we are still growing as a nation.”
Johnny it seems doesn’t understand that compared to Europe, America is the
world’s oldest democracy, and because of America, Europe is free today. Then
again, we shouldn’t judge Johnny too harshly on his lack of knowledge.
According to celebguru.com, Johnny didn’t even graduate from High School.
Alas, little Johnny, star of the Pirates of the Caribbean and Edward
Scissorhands, as well as television’s 21 Jump Street doesn’t have a clue
about American or world history, nor about his striking ability to come off
as a dumb French Poodle.
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 Paul Walfield is a freelance writer and member of the State Bar of
California with an undergraduate degree in Psychology and post-graduate
study in behavioral and analytical psychology. He resided for a number of
years in the small town of Houlton, Maine and is now a California attorney.
Paul can be contacted at paul.walfield@cox.net
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